While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. Long story extremely short, they ended up knocking back about 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk it was lights out in a nearby tea garden.

Irregular musings and social sludge and comment-droppings from a roarer, a rogerer, a gorger and a puker. *ripley-davenport.com*